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[Joke] Toán về quê em

Truyện cười này của NKD viết trên http://vietidea.blogspot.com quá là hài hước, nên tôi chôm về đây cho mọi người cùng thưởng thức.

Toán về quê em
Mấy tuần nay vui quá. Làng trên, xóm dưới, đâu đâu cũng bàn tán râm ran chuyện đại hội Ấn độ, chuyện nhà bác gì được đi gặp chủ . . . → Read More: [Joke] Toán về quê em

[Joke] Fishing

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lilies.

“Tch Tch!” said the passer-by to himself. “What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I’ll see if I can . . . → Read More: [Joke] Fishing

[Joke] Donkey in the well

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He . . . → Read More: [Joke] Donkey in the well

[Joke] The Three Sons

The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first said, “I built a big house for our Mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and . . . → Read More: [Joke] The Three Sons

Communism jokes

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam’s nationality.

The Frenchman said, “Of course Adam was French. Look how passionately he made love to Eve!”

The Englishman said, “Of course Adam was British. Look how he gave his only apple to the lady, like a real gentleman.”

The Russian said, “Of course Adam only could be Russian. . . . → Read More: Communism jokes

I will derive

The guy who made this video is a genius:

Another funny video:Plagiarize !

(thanks to Eva for showing me the . . . → Read More: I will derive

The rise and fall of commureligion

What is commureligion?

It’s a dictatorship of a religion, which promises heaven for the poor people.

It was created some 2 thousands years ago (there are people who say only 1 thousand years) by a gang of religious revolutionaries, headed by a guy called Zecu.

Zecu was not very happy that the god-rich guys owned all the gods, all . . . → Read More: The rise and fall of commureligion

[Joke] Bubba

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”

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[Joke] Fiancé

A nice Jewish girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for schnapps.”So, what are your plans?” the father asks the fiance.”

“I am a Torah scholar,” he replies.

“A Torah scholar.” the father . . . → Read More: [Joke] Fiancé

[Joke] What makes life 100%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.

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[Joke] Why English Is Hard To Learn

You’ve gotta admit, its a pretty stupid language.  Here’s 21 reasons why English is a pain in the ass.

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[Joke] What does a woman want?

King Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch
offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.

Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he
would be put to death.

The question?….What do women really want?

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